bewbin:

our-lives-our-coal:

bewbin:

Anytime someone says something mean to you just say “shut up billy” (billy is a common name for a very young child, this will daze them and make them lose their sense of self)

or u can just ignore it bc you’re better than them

Shut up billy

enjoly:

i have so many dream roles that i’m the wrong gender to play

artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

fuckyeahbipolarowl:

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